Let the World know these facts about you.

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1. When Enki answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.

2. July 4th is Independence day. And the day Enki was born. Coincidence? I think not.

3.The 11th commandment is �Thou shalt not piss off Enki� This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

4. Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Enki."

5. Enki got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

6. There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Enki.

7. Enki wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

8. Enki doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets out of the way.

9. When Enki looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Enki and Enki.

10. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Enki 3. Cancer

Title of Journal -Enki trick-or-treated as himself as a child.